A Joke... that raised a laugh

A woman goes into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, I'm a high-priced whore."

The accountant balks and says, "no, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"

"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."

e-bay

I am becoming a great user of e-bay... i look at the prices of stuff in the store and then after my window shopping session i sit and browse through many e-bay pages looking for bargins...

and it looks like i have had a good day today... many bids have been placed... i will just have to sit back for a few hours and days and await the outcome... christmas is a coming... and my wallet is getting empty... e-bay is calling loud and clear

i have many birthdays to buy for in November and December... and they take priority over christmas

so much for

posting more often...

Funny how i find time to read others blogs and yet make no effort to write in my own... time i had a life to write about... or is it that i have a life and i am too busy living it to write... i can never quite decide