Thursday, November 10

A Joke... that raised a laugh

A woman goes into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, I'm a high-priced whore."

The accountant balks and says, "no, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"

"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

very funny... lot of peckers raised..lol

6:41 pm  

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